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October 18th, 2005, 07:41 PM
#1
Registered User
I'm sorry I had to post this.
but I couldn't help myself, it's just too freakin' funny to let pass by:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10...reast_implant/
"Here's an appealing thought: an mp3 breast implant which will allow surgically-enhanced girls to store and play back their entire music collections from their 36DD assets.
We kid you not. According to UK's The Sun - ever watchful for life-enhancing technology, especially when it's got a big jubs angle - BT Laboratories bod Ian Pearson reckons breast implants may as well do something useful if they're to be permanently installed, rather than just looking decorative.
Accordingly, he's proposed sticking an mp3 player in one dug, and a storage chip in the other. Quite how playback is achieved we're not quite sure*, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.
Likewise, God alone knows how you select tracks, but breasts do come equipped with a pleasing alternative to the iPod's selector wheel. We can imagine the scenario: Girlfriend: "Oi, what the bloody hell are you doing?" Boyfriend: "Hold on, I'm just scrolling down to Stairway to Heaven." ®
Bootnote
*Oh, OK then - Ian Pearson said "flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist". We prefer our solutions, naturally."
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." -Benjamin Franklin
"I'm a hard worker." -George W. Bush
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October 18th, 2005, 11:24 PM
#2
Registered User
Wonder where they are going to put the USB port?
L
Welcome to four more years of the most dangerous presidency in history.
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October 19th, 2005, 07:46 AM
#3
Laptops/Notebooks/PDA Mod
Where can you sign up for beta testing ???
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October 19th, 2005, 08:15 AM
#4
Geezer
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
Where can you sign up for beta testing ???
Are you wanting to get 'touchy feely' there, or would you just like some boobs to play with of your own ?!?
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October 19th, 2005, 09:55 AM
#5
Laptops/Notebooks/PDA Mod
Originally Posted by confus-ed
Are you wanting to get 'touchy feely' there, or would you just like some boobs to play with of your own ?!?
either or.
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October 19th, 2005, 10:11 AM
#6
Registered User
Wonder how long the DATA transfer takes? Is it like a quickie or some long drawn out thingie?
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October 19th, 2005, 10:11 AM
#7
Registered User
Last night Jay Leno mentioned this. He said women always complain men just look at their breasts and don't listen to them. Now they can do both.
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." -Benjamin Franklin
"I'm a hard worker." -George W. Bush
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October 19th, 2005, 11:46 AM
#8
Registered User
Is there anything that breasts can't do?
" I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"
" It is a proud and lonely thing, to be a Stainless Steel Rat." - Slippery Jim DiGriz
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October 19th, 2005, 03:44 PM
#9
Registered User
Originally Posted by Guts3d
Is there anything that breasts can't do?
UMMM I'll byte is there????
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October 19th, 2005, 05:13 PM
#10
Registered User
I'm sure that some will find this thread tasteless and juvenile, but I would like to point out that no post has contained any references to a socket for the headphone jack, or volume and tone control knobs.
Until now.
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October 20th, 2005, 08:33 PM
#11
Registered User
1 niipple will be the volume the other will contain a headphone jack with a fake nipple to cover teh phone jack hole and the usbs will be contained in a push panel on either of the breasts. And next thing you know there going to be putting LCD monitors in prostetic limbs. Or maybe a small GPS in a toupe
THE KEY TO HAPPINESS
If you can guess what it makes then your life shall be filled with happiness and your stomach filled with joy
INGREDIENTS:
* 5 pounds red potatoes* 6 eggs*2 cups mayonnaise
* 1 onion, diced* 2 green onions, thinly sliced
* 1 small green bell pepper, seeded and diced
* 3 stalks celery, thinly sliced* 2 teaspoons salt
* 1 teaspoon ground black pepper
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October 20th, 2005, 09:16 PM
#12
Registered User
Originally Posted by techs
Last night Jay Leno mentioned this. He said women always complain men just look at their breasts and don't listen to them. Now they can do both.
AMEN!!
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