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November 27th, 2006, 01:23 PM
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... rejected this reality, replacing it with her own.
<shimmer, shimmer, flash!>
She now stood on the beautiful sun-drenched beach, alone with wee Tommy, all grown up. They were both tastifully atired in fine kilts and puffy silk blouses. Somewhere, in the background, the soft skirling notes of a bag pipe wafted in on the warm afternoon breeze. (Or, maybe someone was stangling a cat with a vacuum cleaner in the village?)
"Come hither, my pet!" she purred, sitting down on one of a pair of lounging chairs.
Tommy, Calabash in hand, sauntered over to the proffered seat and flopped down on it. "What wust thou of me, fair maiden?" he asked in a very awkward, yet strangely endearing fashion. "I am at your disposal, heart and soul. Speakest thou thine wishes and I shalt comply, forwith,... or even sooner!"
Sophie looked at the odd Scot in perplexed confusion. What the heck had happened to her reality?
I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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