The WOTPP's Tale !

**street1** · December 3rd, 2006, 10:13 PM

She could only conclude...that the disfigured creature she used for a hat....
had got out and been playing in the dark caves again.Oh! If she only had
a fashionable hat like in the dreams she......................

**Country Bumpkin** · December 4th, 2006, 02:46 AM

If she only had a fashionable hat like in the dreams she......................
refused to return to having only just now decided after thumping her blond curly head that she had spent too much time lolling around. Instead she turned her back on all those silly dreams about computers and hospitals she had no idea about and headed for Wee Tommy who was all grown up now and not a bad looking hunk if she did say so herself.

**Mags** · December 4th, 2006, 07:43 AM

..and as she headed for Tommy, she suddenly skidded to a halt and thought, 'what am I doing? All that washing, ironing, picking up dirty socks, putting the toilet seat back, listening to endless tales from the newspaper?'

So she turned back again and lay down on the sand, gazing at the sky, basking in the warm sun ... refusing even to think of pipes and mucky floors at home and workmen and women galore ...

'Zzzzzzzz' was all that could be heard.

Then suddenly..

**street1** · December 4th, 2006, 11:01 PM

Then suddenly......She realized Christmas was around the corner and she
had not bought gifts for the plumbers who needed...............................

**Mags** · December 5th, 2006, 06:53 AM

...then she thought, 'I'll never get back in time'

AstroStarCus was thirty million miles away from the original Prehistoric Planet, so there was no way she could get back there for Christmas, so she was going to spend Christmas in the sun, away from the shops, cards sent from people she hadn't sent to, cards from people whose names she didn't even recognise?

So ... putting her head back on the cushion again, she ...

**Mags** · December 9th, 2006, 08:15 AM

... saw a dark-haired girl called Robbie come dashing along.

Robbie saw Sophie lounging around and grabbed her hand and said, 'we're going back to the Planet. Sophie thought she was dreaming.

Then they went flying through the air, you got it, past galaxies and arrived back at the Planet in the shake of a Sophie's hair.

They arrived at Sophie's house, only to find the two lady decorators, the plumber, the handyman, the double glazers, the two electricians .. all waiting for their Christmas pressies.

So Robbie dashed off to the Shops and bought ..

**street1** · December 9th, 2006, 08:33 PM

Shops and bought ..The proper tools and hardware and such for these idiots

to take with them to there mums house.......forgetting all about her promise

to Sophie. In came this new arrival Robbie wiggling like they do when...........

**Country Bumpkin** · December 10th, 2006, 04:11 AM

In came this new arrival Robbie wiggling like they do when...........they see hunks like wee Tommy. But Sophie threw a wad of wet leaves ( in the absence of a wet rag being back on the prehistoric planet as they were) at her to bring her back to her sences, that being they were modern woman who were not going to scrape and clean for gorgeous hunks of men who only want to chase balls around paddocks and hang around talking about sporting events that happened years ago demanding they be brought some cold brew and so on. After all it was Christmas just around the corner and she wanted....

**Mags** · December 10th, 2006, 09:33 AM

...two front teeth.

Yes, as she was singing, 'All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth', Robbie decided she'd better dash back to the shops and buy some.

When she came back again, with two front teeth, Sophie said...

**street1** · December 10th, 2006, 10:12 AM

Sophie said................You going to the dogs girl.What have you done?

Help!!! send in a.............................................

Click Photo..

**houseisland** · December 10th, 2006, 11:49 PM

.. a cheque or postal money order for $9.99 accompanied by two UPC symbols cut from the boxes of any Prehistoric Planet Breakfast Surreal, err... Cereal, and you, too, can have your very own Prehistoric Planet Poseable Action Figure.

The choices are:

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It is my pure and virtuous heart that
gives me the strength of ten!

**street1** · December 11th, 2006, 05:43 AM

The choices are:

Action Wee Willie:All grown up and liking it!

Sophie:The prehistoric Goddess-Fixing up her house.

All New-Action Figure Robbie Working For TWA,So
She Can Serve TWA-tea on Long Flights.

Wee Willie:Still Small With Reversible Action Kilt.

Prehistoric Disclaimer:
It should be noted by Kill-Kick Cereal:

If you buy Action Robbie and Wee Willie
for your daughters and are also raising sons...

'Boys Will be Boys'.

These action figures are also the property of
'Uncle Billy'Use of the clothes from one to the
other is forbidden unless you purchase Kill-Kick
'Integration 1.0 Clothing Installer'.

**Mags** · December 11th, 2006, 04:10 PM

Life is full of surprises ! Houseisland returns from whither parts with unbelieveable offers.

And as an aside, what a day, this woman went to hospital, waited from 7.30am until 2.30pm and not a lot done ! No 1 Lady got done, No 2 Lady got done, No 3 Lady got done ... then a piece of equipment (was it from this Planet?) fell onto the head of the Assistant Anaesthetist, so they couldn't do Lady No 4 aka me ... so I ate and drank, packed my case and came home again and have got to go through it all again tomorrow ... arrrgghhh !!

So I'll have an Action Packed Robbie please?

But other people went for ....

**street1** · December 11th, 2006, 05:50 PM

Sorry Mags,Hospitals are really ran properly (sarcasm)aren't they?

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But other people went for ....Sophie 'Action Figure' with a bottle of kill spray
and pretend bugs with...................................

**Mags** · December 13th, 2006, 04:44 PM

....then the dark-haired vibrant Robbie decided to throw a party, invited all on Sunday, no, all and sundry ...

...to celebrate that there is nothing seriously wrong with Lady No 4 aka me of Monday, who on Tuesday was Lady No 1 ... and got done ... and at the moment, can't walk in a straight line and for ever will blame every spelling, memory, etc mistake on her first General Anaesthetic! And has been discharged from Hospital, yippee !!

So to the party came...