The WOTPP's Tale !

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A glaringly loud, amplified don't ya know, shout of "CUT!" brought all activities to a halt.


Glancing up, back, around, down and under (depends on the cast member), they espied Spielberg and his gofer treading through the sand.

"This isn't going the way I want it", said the Daunting Director.

"I am going to do some editting and possible recasting. For now, all you men just hit the trailers."

With that, and with all dispatch, Chi Ken, Mr. P.(Pestilent Cyborg Platypus of Doom or the Platyborgpus), Ahab, Padre Pepe (the Saint of the Salt), Wee Tommy all grown up and Wee Tommy the original, Cap'n Jocko McDepp, Scungeon Foulpester, the dwarves Happy, Doc, Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy and Sleepy, Moby Dick, Sukie the Squid from the wilds of Oklahoma, the Vicar of Middle of the Widdle, a skeletal apparition (played by a REALLY thin actor named Greeves), Bodacious Bob Bob DeLaRue another Bob named Flangebanger, the wicked Dirk twins, Grandpa Tennison and his sometimes diminuative nephew, the Chief Inspector of Police Santa, Dan the Donkey, Larry the Lamb, Rudolf the Rednosed Reindeer, Angel McGuffin aka Loki, Robert Herrick, Carlos, Andrew, Mr. Simeon Sperm Whale, the Jester named WangMing along with PING,PANG,and PONG, Bumpus the necrophylic dog, the chappie who guessed peoples' weights, jitBob the Master Sargent - WOTPP, General Anasth and his detached military unit, Desmond of the WOTPP Hotline crowd, Colinamatus the run-over electrician, an odd little electrician man called Steven and a thrown-in guy called Stephen, electricians RonaldHectoritis and DaveHectoritis, Geraint the Plumber who was also Dr. Frankenfurter, Omar, the Tent Maker, Aesclepios the Clothing Designer, Szerenko the Mad Stylist, Houseisland, Street1 and El Squid in a post 339 walk-on, Australopithecene, a wandering minstrel, and a few oddball magic-mushroom-induced characters from all posts before 330.

Needless to say, the porta-potties took a kicking!


"All right - here's the deal!" shouted Spielberg, despite using the loud hailer.

"WOTPP regain control and we see how many are still actually available."

From various directions, the ladies of the PP started to gather.

Daisy of course was still stage center, but here comes Madame Butterfly, followed by........