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  1. January 21st, 2011, 02:21 PM #256
    Niclo Iste
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    If all dogs go to heaven. Then where do the souls of computer parts go when they die?
    One Script to rule them all.
    One Script to find them.
    One Script to bring them all,
    and clean up after itself.
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  2. January 30th, 2011, 12:26 PM #257
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    On a similar note, why do all new computer cases demand blood when I install the motherboard in them?
    " I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"

    " It is a proud and lonely thing, to be a Stainless Steel Rat." - Slippery Jim DiGriz
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  3. February 6th, 2011, 08:32 PM #258
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    Enlighten me O Sage; thou Pearl of Wisdom, why is it that only Continental Soldiers have ears that hang low enough to throw over their shoulders?
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  4. February 28th, 2011, 01:21 PM #259
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    Where are we going, and when will we get there?
    I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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  5. March 1st, 2011, 06:40 AM #260
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    Why won't you answer us? Have we done something to offend thee????
    " I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"

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  6. April 15th, 2011, 08:37 AM #261
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niclo Iste View Post
    If all dogs go to heaven. Then where do the souls of computer parts go when they die?
    They become kibble, a chain in the cycle of non-life.
    Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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  7. April 15th, 2011, 08:38 AM #262
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guts3d View Post
    On a similar note, why do all new computer cases demand blood when I install the motherboard in them?
    To feed the ghosts in the machine.
    Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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  8. April 15th, 2011, 08:49 AM #263
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    Quote Originally Posted by slgrieb View Post
    Enlighten me O Sage; thou Pearl of Wisdom, why is it that only Continental Soldiers have ears that hang low enough to throw over their shoulders?
    You are wrongly interpreting the fact that the line "like a Continental Soldier" implies exclusivity in matters of hanging low.

    This is not the case, as your mother can confirm.
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  9. April 15th, 2011, 08:52 AM #264
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    Quote Originally Posted by El_Squid View Post
    Where are we going, and when will we get there?
    Don't make me turn this thread around!
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  10. April 15th, 2011, 08:53 AM #265
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guts3d View Post
    Why won't you answer us? Have we done something to offend thee????
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    "Because", and "maybe"

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  11. April 15th, 2011, 11:17 AM #266
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    Huzzah!

    Better than the Coming of the Great Hanky! The Great and Powerful Oz, er... Stalemate, is alive!
    I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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  12. April 24th, 2011, 03:17 PM #267
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    Will we all rejoice at this great tiding?
    " I don't like the idea of getting shot in the hand" -Blackie in "Rustlers Rhapsody"

    " It is a proud and lonely thing, to be a Stainless Steel Rat." - Slippery Jim DiGriz
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  13. July 6th, 2011, 03:06 PM #268
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guts3d View Post
    Will we all rejoice at this great tiding?
    No.

    But those who do not will pay dearly.
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