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  1. January 19th, 2006, 12:26 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by CeeBee
    2. why isn't there any dog in a hotdog?
    Hmm, youve obviously never had a half-time snack at Watford Football Club have you?

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  2. January 19th, 2006, 12:47 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by CeeBee
    You haven't answered the question. Answer rejected.
    I see you missed the small print.

    In sea-green lettering.

    On another website.

    *All answers are final and non-refundable but can be returned for credits applied towards next question.
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  3. January 19th, 2006, 01:15 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stalemate
    I refuse to answer that question on religious grounds. Sorry.

    Plus, the Liberal party sucks.
    You lie. You lie through your teeth. You have answered the question.
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  4. January 19th, 2006, 02:00 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by houseisland
    You lie. You lie through your teeth. You have answered the question.

    D'oh.
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  5. January 19th, 2006, 02:00 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atodini
    Hmm, youve obviously never had a half-time snack at Watford Football Club have you?

    John

    I have not.

    Next question please.
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  6. January 19th, 2006, 03:00 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by El_Squid
    Perhaps we need to apply a transitional matrix to all this and move to another Eigen neighborhood, where there are more cats and the peanut butter is creamier.
    I like your answer better. Can we replace Stalemate with you?
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  7. January 19th, 2006, 03:02 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by rgharper
    I like your answer better. Can we replace Stalemate with you?

    Magic 8-ball says "not bloody likely".

    Never let facts get in the way of what you "like", huh... scientists... pffft.


    Next question.
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  8. January 19th, 2006, 08:27 PM #38
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    stalemate,I went to your 2 links and as far as I am concerned,you answered my question completely. Road Kill Stew
    (Tune: "Three Blind Mice")

    Road kill stew, road kill stew.
    Tastes so good, just like it should.
    First you go down to the interstate.
    You wait for the critter to meet it's fate.
    You take it home and you make it great.
    Road kill stew, road kill stew
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  9. January 20th, 2006, 06:16 AM #39
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    Do you think anyone actually remembers me? :P
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  10. January 20th, 2006, 08:49 AM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Millennium
    Do you think anyone actually remembers me?
    I know you! You're that Mark Dillennium guy..
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  11. January 20th, 2006, 09:11 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stalemate
    Magic 8-ball says "not bloody likely".

    Never let facts get in the way of what you "like", huh... scientists... pffft.


    Next question.


    Okay, works for me since my quarks somehow slipped their magnetic binders last night ... <sigh>

    Assume you have an Excel worksheet with a column of Julian dates in it and several thousand rows containing other data along with the dates. How can you convert the column of Julian dates to standard dates, keeping the standard dates in the same column as the current Julian date data is, not caring that the source data will be destroyed?

    Keep in mind that we have several thousand rows of data and I have a shortage of lab assistants to do the mind-numbing task of running the same macro over and over on all those rows since some of them haven't yet heard that the "Schrodinger's Lab Assistant" program has ended.
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  12. January 20th, 2006, 09:19 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Millennium
    Do you think anyone actually remembers me? :P

    Yes, of course.

    Hello.... you.

    (Stalemate wonders why this guy has his name in his signature...)



    Quote Originally Posted by Platypus
    I know you! You're that Mark Dillennium guy..

    But it's this guy we have absolutely no clue about.
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  13. January 20th, 2006, 09:21 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by rgharper
    Assume you have an Excel worksheet with a column of Julian dates in it and several thousand rows containing other data along with the dates...

    Done assuming.

    Next question.



    PS - Just in case you were actually looking for some real feedback: http://www.mrexcel.com/archive/Dates/
    Last edited by Stalemate; January 20th, 2006 at 09:56 AM.
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