Quote Originally Posted by Ya_know
...Count me in! :butt:
Although I find the presence of those particular words quite disturbing when used in conjunction with that particular smiley, I am quite proud that you would honour the ranks of the Way of the Post Pad with your talent and experience.

You can have the rank of Major General if you keep your pants tied around your waist and properly belted at all times.


An elected president with some military background...

Sounds like a winner to me.