Job trade?

[Chëëzmønkëy]

anyone like to swap jobs with me?

we have just launched a dialup number change so every person over the age of 70 on our service is phoning becauase they dont understand how to use an ins file, or want us to change their BT friends and family for them. (and we have nothing to do with bt.)
i currently have gotten my workload down to 6 calls, one of which wont give me his phone number, so when he buggers it up, hes screwed.

ugh support sucks

right click.
no, RIGHT click.
ok, hover the pointer over the icon, the little picture, and press the button which is on the right hand side of the mouse.
ok, now do that keeping the mouse still.....

"what do you mean click on your computer?! do you even know what youre doing? get me your supervisor..."

[Cleetus]

Everyday I try to think of what else I can do for money.

[Stalemate]

Originally posted by Cleetus
Everyday I try to think of what else I can do for money.

Prototype drug testing?

Organ harvesting?

Designing web pages?

[Chëëzmønkëy]

i could sell one of my livers....

ring ring ring ring

hello, internal organ support..

yes hi, i would like to cancel my subscription to one of my livers please.

im sorry?

I would like to cancel one of my livers please.

im sorry sir, you only have one liver.

how do you know?
your system must be broken, ive had 2 livers since you first opened....

okay sir, ive cancelled your subscription. please hang up and redial 999...

maybe not.

[NooNoo]

Where do you work? Cant be NTL, they never answer the damn phone!

[ilovetheusers]

Originally posted by Cleetus
Everyday I try to think of what else I can do for money.

Lottery.
Invention.
Crime.
Investment.
Hard Work.
Oldest Profession.
Born Into It.
Luck.
Show Biz.
Stupidity.
Sport.
Lawsuit.


Oddly enough all lead to having large sums of money. I once sat down with 5 other above 130 people and we couldn't think of much more than getting rich, becoming a priest or becomming a pirate/rebel. Life holds little that ensures comfort besides wealth, little that provides your life being remembered but human history and nothing that keeps you around on a geologic time scale. Our lives are wasted. We are born, grow, breed and die.Nothing, even if you are the president of poop and stuffs matters one ounce in 100 years. Life is bleak when viewed in context and the only winners in life were those that passed along their genetic distinctivness. Life can be so sad.

Perhaps the secret of life is to be lazy, drink heavily, have sex and as much fun as we can. Perhaps the cricket was right and the ants were fools and then again perhaps not. Perhaps I am babbling...

[Poseidon]

Originally posted by Cleetus
Everyday I try to think of what else I can do for money.

Volunteer for human pesticide testing

[Chëëzmønkëy]

i work for freenet, and Telewest.
we also support the FSB internet smartone messages.co.uk bestadvice.net thenortheast.net

its busy here!