Santa story

[xpuser357]

A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on
her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "NICE BIKE," the cop said"did Santa
bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said,
"Next year tell santa to put a reflecter light on the back of it." The young
girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa
bring it to you?" "Yes he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked
up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the Dick goes underneath the
horse, Not on top."

[Guts3d]

Hahahaha!!! I'm using that one for sure! Thanks!