A friend was talking about comps today, just gotta share a rough transcript of the conversation.

Him: Yeah, I'm thinking of buying a new sys soon. Mine can't handle alotta games...

Me: ... and ya want me to build one for you right?

Him: Nah, just wanted to ask you to look at this ad. -passes me ad of emachine form bestbuy-

Me: -reads emachine brand then starts staring at him-

Him: What do you think? Well... Why are you staring at me like that?

Me: -continues staring-

Him: Your gonna say I'm a 'tard, aren't you?

Me: Yep.

Him: OK, how much do you want to build a sys for me?

Love it that I've got this one trained.