http://rinkworks.com/said/language.shtml
there are tons more of these types of things here
From actual foreign menus:
"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for." -- From a menu in Switzerland.
"Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce." -- From a menu in China.
"Children soup." -- From a menu in India.
"Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady." -- From a menu in India.
"Grilled lamp ribs." -- From a menu in Barcelona.
"Vegitational beef soap." -- From a menu in Brazil.
"'Boys style' little chickens." -- From a menu in Barcelona.
"Pork with fresh garbage." -- From a menu in Vietnam.
"Limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger." -- From a menu in Poland.
"French fried ships." -- From a menu in Cairo.
"Fried friendship." -- From a menu in Nepal.
"Fried fishermen." -- From a menu in Japan.
"Gordon blue." -- From a menu in a Korean hotel.
"Cram Chowder." -- From a Chinese buffet in Canada.
"Rather burnt land slug." -- On a menu in Thailand.
"Chessburger." -- On a menu in Poland.
"Hod dok." -- On a menu in Poland.
"Turkey meat, salad, and sos." -- A creative spelling of "sauce" on a menu in Poland.
"Roat poik." -- From a menu in a Chinese Restaurant in the United States.
"Ckicken Velvet and Ckicken Noddle." -- The soups of the day listing, from a menu in a Chinese Restaurant in the United States.
"Ha Ha Fortune Cookies." -- From a menu in a Chinese Restaurant in the United States.
"Sweat from the trolley." -- From a menu in Europe.
"Salad a firm's own make." -- From a menu in Poland.
"Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream." -- From a menu in China.
"Strawberry crap." -- From a menu in Japan.
"Beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion." -- From a menu in Poland.
"Buttered saucepans and fried hormones." -- From a menu in Japan.
"Indonesian Nazi Goreng." -- From a menu in Hong Kong.
"Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos." -- From a menu in Cairo.
"Toes with butter and jam." -- From a menu in Bali.
"Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes." -- From a menu in Japan.
"Soon Go Fatt" -- The name of a Chinese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur.
thought you'd all enjoy a good laugh
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