*sigh*.. first call of the day..


*ring* *ring*

EC: Hello?

Luser : Yeah, The network is down.

EC: No it isnt, Your deluded.

Luser: It must be down!

EC: Explain to me why?...

Luser: Well, all our computers just turned themselves off over here..

EC: And this is a network problem?

Luser: Isnt it?...

EC: $10 says your air conditioner isnt working either...

Luser: Hey... guess I should call the sparkies then?

EC: Perhaps you should...

All the more reason to get plastered before coming to work...