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Would you have a sense of humor if your Malinois...
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<ul>[*]goes over the coffee table instead of around to get to the couch, or over the back of the couch to get to the front [*]puts holes in your clothes or hands when playing [*]has more energy than you do [*]missed biting your nose by inches (this is called "face clopping); you will develop fast reflexes [*]mistakes your hose for a snake and won't let you fight that shovel, vacuum cleaner, or lawnmower all by yourself [*]gives you a heart attack by leaping 5' off your deck at 4 months of age, or goes over your 6' fence as soon as your back is turned [*]sucks your best sweater into its crate and eats it, and does it to your next best sweater because you forget to create a DMZ (Danger: Malinois Zone) around its crate [*]bites you if you won't give it the ball [*]flat foot jumps on a car, table, or kichen counter [*]eats its water bucket more than once [*]etc... [/list]
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Malinois rules of ownership:
The Malinois says:
<ul>[*] If its in my mouth, its mine.[*] If I'm touching it, its mine.[*] If I can see it, its mine.[*] If I can smell it, its mine.[*] If you hide it on me, I have the right to bite you because its mine.[*] If another dog (non-malinois) has it, I can correct them because they have something that is mine.[*] If its edible, its mine.[*] If its in that big cold box in that room you call a "kitchen" its mine.[*] If its in that pail or bucket in that same room, its mine.[*] If you don't give it to me, that and your hand are mine.[*] If its in my crate, or within reach, its mine.[*] If the human is eating it, its mine.[/list]
(Note: Sounds like my wife! )
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