Darren recently started a DSB SETI research team and I of course joined. Well, let me tell you, this is the biggest scam on the Net!!! I've captured like 5 aliens so far and have them locked up in my basement, but when I e-mailed SETI support and asked who I should direct my claim & what the price of their bounty was, I haven't gotten a single response! They aren't at all interested in searching for aliens, because they haven't lifted a finger to pick up the ones I've got!! I don't know what they're doing running this client on our machines, but I'm willing to bet it involves the Illuminati and maybe also Weird Al Yankovic.

You've been warned...