I have a celeron 700 64 MB pc100 ram ati rage pro and 100 GB ATA 133 hard disk I want to play the new doom game when it comes out at 350FPS at least how can I upgrade my system for 25 dollars to do this?

Also bonzia buddy rulz, all u lamerz who deny this just suck.

AMD chips are slow because intel uses 800 mhz RAM and Pentium is made by intel.

I always buy PCChips mainboards because they are the cheapest and one company makes all the mainboards for all the companies anyways so they're all the same

I drive a souped up civic dx and it kicks *** i beat vipers and ferrarris all the time because I put a sticker that says vtec on my car

im always right because i went to a one year computer school and they taught me everything, and i only am working this construction job because bill gates told them to fail me on the exam because he knows that i can outcode him anyday and hack microsoft any day i feel.

if anybody knows any more stereotypes about me post them because my ego is unquencable.

*** edited *becasue* i can't type well.