Well, the war would be a tacticle battle, and would be won by the PC geeks. I think it would unfold thusly:

"Operation Windows Weenies", would be the first assault from the PC camp. Hundreds of barely literate, MS mindwashed borg, would be sent from the PC camp, out to blindly get in the way of the console gamers, wildly flailing their arms, with their battle cry of: "It must be a hardware problem"

The console gamers could reply to this, by throwing several thousand un-used copies of "ET" for the Atari 2600, causing the borg to hurl down their emulators in disgust.

After several hours of battling with Street Fighter clones, and Command & Conquer sequels, the console weenies (in a last desperate effort) call in the Sega Deamcast artillery, but are left flat when there isnt any ammo.


Thats just the way I see it panning out anyways...