"Have you driven without insurance?
How about on a suspended lisence?
Some areas require jail time for these.
We're here to keep you from going to jail.

We also will help you in the cases of:
Wreckless driving,
D.U.I.
Driving in a stolen car
Driving to endanger

We're here to help you so you don't have to pay victims or in jail time.

Call us at XXX
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Yes, I saw a commercial for this lawfirm last night.

WHO THE F*** WOULD DEFEND THESE PEOPLE????

"Your honor, my client might have had a blood alcohol content of 2.5 and killed 3 members of the plaintif's family, but my client is the real victim here"

I wish I had the sence to write down the number and name, but it was 1:30am and I was about to go to bed...

"Your honor, yes, my client deliberatly ran 3 cars off the road, struck 2 pedestrians and drove though a school zone when school was getting out at speeds over 100 miles per hour, but my client is a victim here"

Yeah, right. I hope this lawfirm rots in hell.

(Only in NJ)