A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, she passes gas loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day,madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir,what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted by just touching it, you are very likely going to $h*t when you hear the price."