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February 10th, 2003, 01:09 PM
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How to loose a geek in 10 seconds or less
1.) Surprise him by re-organizing all those icons on his computer desktop
for him.
2.) Throw out his current mouse pad and replace with one that has a picture
of cute little kittens.
3.) Ask him to flex his mighty geek muscles, and help you sign up for AOL.
4.) Help him break his caffeine and junk food habit by hiding his coffee,
cola and chips.
5.) Prove to him that you are ready to really commit by asking him his ROOT
password.
6.) Announce that you finally learned to program,... the VCR! It's a good
thing too as you were able to record Oprah over all those old Star Trek
tapes.
7.) Stand behind him as he writes his e-mail or chats on the web, helping
him with his spelling and offering your suggestions.
8.) Motivate and inspire, by constantly reminding him to stop sitting at the
computer and do some work instead.
9.) undoubtedly he also loves Valentines day, mention that you can't wait to
find out what he has planned!
Failure is not an option -- its a "feature" of Windows.
Mama never told me geekhood was gonna be like this.... 
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