Okay, we've got this one person at work who's really germophobic, right? He's the type of guy who spends like 10-15 minutes washing his hands after he takes a dump.

Anyway, he comes into my office to grab a print out - main laser printer lives in the server room with me - and I'm picking my nose at the time. I was about 2 knuckles deep, and I made no effort to try to hide it or stop for his sake. He made a comment about how disgusting it was. I went with my first instinct, which was to dig out a booger and flick it at him. This make germophobe freak out, and he power hurled all over the place. The janitor just got done mopping it up, and germophobe just left to go home feeling "very, very ill".

Anyway, my supervisor wants to see me about this incident at 3PM today...