Anyone have any funny storeys caused by "under new management"

I went to a customer, they had a new IT director who because he was only Novell decided to migrate the company network to Novell, There was mass panic and wailing from the it dept :-)

Another, changed support provider. The new provider uses only C----q machines , so are changing some 2500 desktops and associated servers from one vendor to C----q. Oops there goes the poll tax

There must be others, care to share?