This one came into the shop today - it was either owned / stolen by someone who could not understand the concept of thumbscrews. Keyboard, mouse, and USB all just pop out, why is the monitor and printer being so hard? I guess I should pull harder!

If you look closely, you can see where the printer port was ripped in half. VGA is a lost cause, as is the motherboard. The back coverplate was also destroyed from this display of brute force. Hulk smash!