"Bureaucrat: Everyone put away your handguns and surrender! Do what they tell you! There won't be any trouble if you just act like sheep!

Grandma: Shut you, you worthless idjit! (Smacks bureaucrat on top of his head, which causes him to cry like a girl.) Anyone who listens to anything said by anyone from the government deserves exactly what they get!

Hijacker: Surrender! We are going to fly these planes into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon and the White House!

Grandma: Bringing a knife to a gunfight, huh!

Hijacker: My faith will protect me!

Grandma: (BLAM!) Oh yeah?"

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