The Politicos Show
Tune: The Muppet Show Theme Song
by the Windrivers regulars

THE RIGHT: It's time they faced the music
It's time to state what's right
It's time to beat the liberals
In Politicos tonight.

THE LEFT: No time to kiss and makeup,
Got to bring down the right,
It's time that Bush was curtains
In Politicos tonight.

THE ANNOYED: Why do you always come here?
Your arguing just blows
It's like a kind of torture
When Techs fights with Ya_Know!

(instru-mental break, with emphasis on the -mental)

RIGHT AND LEFT: So now let's get things started
THE ANNOYED: Why can't you be departed?
FREDDY: I think that Cleetus farted!
EVERYBODY: On the most sensational,
Conversational,
Confrontational,
Aberrational,
This is what we call Politicooooooos!!!

(Insert raspberry sound effect here)