Ah it ain't no big deal. We are used to being the bastage stepchild. Up here where I work the only type of "cell" phone that work are the Iridium Satellite phones and that brings a whole different category of phone plans that rate right up there with a moderate monthly car payment (if you want something past the real basic type plans)...

We're still waitin' for that little Verison Wireless dude to show up here with his fancy cell phone saying "can you hear me now?" As a Polar Bear is closing in for his mid afternoon snack...