Quote Originally Posted by ilovetheusers
New Years rocks when you are single!


You just aren't trying hard enough and stuff. You need to CONQUOR the night by drinking a fifth of Jagermeister and running naked in front of the police station!
What if you have had 2 stomach surgeries and you can not drink hard liquor? What if you know all of the cops in your city, and they know your father and grandfather? Huh?

Now you see the perdiciment I am in?