So to the party came...... and a great time was had by all, except for a crotchety old curmudgeon, who sat in a corner carping about everything under the sun. But, no one paid him any mind, because that is how curmudgeons have fun.

<Meanwhile, in the wilds of Oklahoma, a Squid sat at its desk, tentacles flailing away at a keyboard while it listened to an old Eurhythmics album. Oh, yeah!>