What's everyone's dumbest workorder ever? You know, the blatent abuse of power like having you fix someones AOL IM on their work computer or paid you for something stupid like removing files?

We have a woman here, calls up at least once a week, because her Scottie Dog Screensaver doesn't work. And then there was the guy when I was in retail, who crashed his HDD and paid us all bonuses if we could save his pron. I pocketed $100 that day. hehe