Friday, we had a customer call...the boss took the call, so this is kind of third-person...
The guy on the other end said, "Hi, this is Bob Bobson (changed). What kind of computer did my wife buy?"
Boss: "Excuse me?"
Bob: "Yeah, we got a computer from you. I wanted to know what kind it was. It says 2165-M35 (something like that) on the front."
Boss: "Excuse me?" (He's not TOO computer savvy, but good enough)
Bob: "It's an Apteva."
Boss: "Well, we haven't sold those here in at LEAST 3 years. Why do you ask?"
Bob: "We've got a class action against IBM."
Boss: "Excuse me?!"
Bob: "They've got crap in the computer!"
Boss: "Excuse me?"
Bob: "Yeah, we're suing 'em for $150. We installed something, an' it said, 'Not enough memory.'"

OK EVERYONE! I HAVE AN IDEA!!!
I'm going to sue Chrylser for $180 because my car ran out of gas! The damned thing, every time I drive it, I have to fill it up with gas! It's costing me a fortune! It's all their fault!