Thought y'all might like this one:

Customer called me because she had just purchased a computer from the store I work at and it would not boot. She was the type that got pissier and pissier the more questions I asked. !!!! I told her to bring the system in and I would take a look at it. She brings it in, and sure enough, Disk Boot Failure. I looked down and the stupid **** had a HP driver disk in the floppy. Then she had the gall to try to get me to install a program she had purchased for free. Come to find out, she had bought the system for her "psychic" home business.