Here's my "Dumb assed question of the day:"

Customer: Hi, my printer isn't working.
Me: What's going on?
Cust: Well, I do a test print, and it works fine.
Me: Yeah?
Cust: When I try to print from Works or the Internet, it doesn't work.
Me: Does it give an error message, or just shoot the paper through, or act like it's printing?
Cust: Nope. It doesn't do anything.
Me: Hmm...What kind of printer is it?
Cust: It's a L-E-X-M-A-R-K-Z-3-1
Me: Oh, give Lexmark a call (since it's under warranty still)
Cust: What's their number?
Me: 1-800-Lexmark
Cust: How do you spell Lexmark?
Me: Umm....L-E-X-M-A-R-K.

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***the Beast
- Fate drove me here...then told me to get out of the car...