A few years ago - I came with my wife over to her one of her friends (my first mistake) house. Nan said that I worked on computers for a living and I said yeah its what I do.
So the friend of my wife said that her husband just bought a computer. I said great and now you can get e-mail from nancy (my second mistake). My wife's friend said can you show me how to do it that? (my third mistake). So I did. We went to their computer and I said do you have a modem? (I didn't see one). *Oh I forgot I was holding a can of Diet Coke by this time.* So my wife's friend said the store guy told her it has everthing in it. I said ok, it must be inside (I swear I did not see a modemjack). Before anything else gone on - she said can you open it up and see - and I said sure (another mistake). I asked for a screw driver (why? I don't know) - unscrewed the cover and looked inside and saw no modem. standing by the door I picked upped my coke the door swung open wider (which I was standing behind) (YES another mistake) in comes her husband - the can drops (coke in the computer) I cry. The Wife crys. The husband is mad but crys. And my wife tells me you know - you should be more careful when looking at someones computer. I looked at my wife's friend and said got a straw?
The morale here? If your wife says that she needs to drop by her friends house for a minute tell her to drop you first somewhere ELSE!

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Techs do it with hard drive