Here are some of the issues I've seen when a 2 year old interfaces with a computer:
1) Business cards, loose change, and other flat items in the floppy drive.
2) Makeup brush inside the case lying on the motherboard of a desktop. How it got inside the case is beyond me.
3) Broken CD's.
4) Fruit punch everywhere. This make for a sticky keyboard.
5) Missing mouse ball.
6) Crayons and permanent markers utilized to make the case and monitor colorful.
7) Turning off the power before you can save your work.
8) Finger prints all over the screen.
9) Climbing on the cpu to reach cookies on top of the refrigerator.
10) Pounding on the keyboard until the keys fall off.

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Favorite Customer Quote: I need help, my thingy doesn't work!