When to say "I've had enough to drink.."?

[ephmynus]

...when the only way you can open a door is with your head

...when people take your alcohol away from you because you've had too much.

...when you look out a second story window hoping to find the very same bottle that was taken away from you.

...when you can't find anymore alcohol so you turn up the first bottle you see. BLEACH! ( happened to a friend of mine. Luckily I was around him and hit him on the back so hard he spit it out... all over my black cords)

...when "Takin' a Drive" sounds like a good idea.

...when skinning a cat sounds like a good idea.

...when waking up your friend that didn't want to get drunk, sticking a funnel down his throat and loading it up with vodka is funny.

[Humilliation]

You know you've had too much to drink when you wake-up the next morning next to a woman that has a face that could stop a train!! Literally!!! YUK!!! I've done this, but nobody here knows me so I can say this. Makes one want to say - "Did I do that?" "Oh man!"

[Mayet]

When the head starts spinning it's time for the taxi.... disappear usually don't say goodbye to anyone <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0">