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  1. January 16th, 2002, 01:41 PM #1
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    Post I can't belive I found this

    "..Sinlge female seeks companion. I am 5'7 and have a girlish figure. I have a great personality and enjoy fine dinning, short walks, and qaulity time watching TV. I prefer a companion that is short, sweet and cherry falvored. Prefer Pop-tarts, but will talk to toast-it's and generic brand. Call me.."
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  2. January 16th, 2002, 01:42 PM #2
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    Something odd about putting the word toast in a personal ad.
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    Or pop-tarts, or cherry flavored..
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  4. January 16th, 2002, 01:48 PM #4
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    This is that same women. She does get around...

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  5. January 16th, 2002, 01:51 PM #5
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    Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That's almost as bad as going on the Jerry Springer show and saying that you are in love with a Pop-Tart!
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  6. January 16th, 2002, 02:20 PM #6
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    [quote]Originally posted by ßracius:
    <strong>Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That's almost as bad as going on the Jerry Springer show and saying that you are in love with a Pop-Tart!</strong><hr></blockquote>

    I saw a Springer where a woman told her husband she was no longer in love with him, That she was in love a Orange Road Emergency Cone!!! Then she proceeded to suggestively make love to it..
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    One concern comes to mind that this person did not put in the ad. Does she swallow?

    hey I'm just trying to help...
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  8. January 16th, 2002, 02:49 PM #8
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    Well I think she would chew first, maybe heat it to a light brown color or until hot. I like them cold but some people like it hot and gooey in the center. Personal I think having it hot is nasty.
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    [quote]Originally posted by Lycia:
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    I saw a Springer where a woman told her husband she was no longer in love with him, That she was in love a Orange Road Emergency Cone!!! Then she proceeded to suggestively make love to it..</strong><hr></blockquote>

    Now thats twisted.
    And I thought the guy who had a fetish for vomit was disturbing...
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  10. January 16th, 2002, 02:58 PM #10
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    [quote]Originally posted by opiate:
    <strong>One concern comes to mind that this person did not put in the ad. Does she swallow?

    hey I'm just trying to help...</strong><hr></blockquote>

    ...temporarily, I heard she was bulimic...
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  11. January 16th, 2002, 03:20 PM #11
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    [quote]Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
    <strong>This is that same women. She does get around...

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    Where the heck do you find these wacky pictures? Don't you have a job or are you just tormenting us on your day off?
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  12. January 16th, 2002, 03:29 PM #12
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    lets become solders and find her

    <img src=http://www.pagan.net/~randl/cg/chew.gif>
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