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June 7th, 2001, 12:38 PM
#1
Registered User
If you knew you were gonna die tomorrow. What would you do?
Personally, I wouldn't travel anywhere, I wouldn't do anything out of the ordinary like rob a bank, have sex as much as I could, or hang out with every one of my friends.
In fact, I would sit at my desk and write a personal note to every one that I would miss. And to the rest of them, they can have a generic "I'll Miss You" note. Then I'd lay outside in the grass listening to my favorite band... Deftones.
Sooooo, if you knew you were gonna die tomorrow, what would you do.
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June 7th, 2001, 12:41 PM
#2
Most Greaterlyist
I would say good bye to my family and friends and then I would go out on the biggest bender known to man. I'd overdose on some really wicked sh!t and try to kill myself early. I'd go out on a good feeling.
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June 7th, 2001, 12:43 PM
#3
Registered User
Well mods you can delete this if you must but I'd go smoke some crack. Literally. I'd first spend some time with family but not let them know that I was going. I've done plenty of drugs in my day but never stupid enough to smoke crack. The way everyone that has done it talks about it, I would really like to take a hit before I die.
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June 7th, 2001, 12:46 PM
#4
Go to the Thread that posted about this a month ago and read it <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
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June 7th, 2001, 12:48 PM
#5
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I'd throw a helluva party at my place. However, I can't decide if I would sedate my wife or not. She'd ruin the party if I didn't, but she'd hate me for the rest of her life if I did.
I'd spend quality time with my kid until he was too tired to keep his eyes open.
Oh, and I'd make my friends to create a virus that displays all the ugly truths I know about the world on people's desktops and unleash it on the Internet.
Then I'd stay up all night finishing my novel and give it to my two best friends to proofread and try to publish.
Plus I'd drop by here and say goodbye and something totally inappropriate to each and every one of you.
And I'd take out a humongous life insurance policy!
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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June 7th, 2001, 01:05 PM
#6
Registered User
I would cause absolute MAYHEM for everyone and everything. First I'd go into a really nice restaurant where everyone is eating, and just start flipping over tables onto people. I'd pour glasses of wine or water down womens dresses, and smash plates of food into peoples faces. Then before getting caught, I'd run over to the nearest bar. I'd give them my credit card, and run a tab and get drunk. I'll need to get drunk if I'm to cause Mayhem!
So Next, I'd run around the streets, pushing people over, lifting up womens dresses, and giving everyone, "the bird".
Then I'd go find an armored van with lots of money in it. I'd jump in the van when the guards aren't looking and then drive away. Then I'd go to the busiest section of the city, get out of the van, and just start dumpin' greenbacks out the back for everyone around to take.
Then I'd run back to the bar and get more drunk.
Next I'd steal a car, and drive over to a whore house and release some frustration. Then I'd go find a gun shop and steal some guns and ammo. Then I'd go out to a deserted area, and just start firing off rounds at every non-animate thing I could find (even though I'm dying, I still can't get myself to kill small innocent creatures.)
Then after a few more hours of this "Mayhem" that I'm causing, I'll probably start to get bored. So I'd get back in the car, and just full on "Thelma and Louise" my @$$ off the side of a cliff and end it early!!
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June 7th, 2001, 01:20 PM
#7
Registered User
Originally posted by 6DöG9:
<STRONG>I would cause absolute MAYHEM for everyone and everything. First I'd go into a really nice restaurant where everyone is eating, and just start flipping over tables onto people. I'd pour glasses of wine or water down womens dresses...</STRONG>
Got some news for ya, friend! If you did this while me or any of my buds were around, you wouldn't last UNTIL tomorrow. <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
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June 7th, 2001, 01:36 PM
#8
Registered User
Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
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Got some news for ya, friend! If you did this while me or any of my buds were around, you wouldn't last UNTIL tomorrow. <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
It wouldn't matter though, because I would be dying soon anyway!!! That's the whole beauty of it!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"> (Anyway, I probably wouldn't have the intestinal fortitude to carry out any of my Mayhem if it came right down to it. But it's fun to think about it.)
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June 7th, 2001, 01:38 PM
#9
Registered User
I would get totally F'ed up. Sorry if I am going to die then I am going to do everything that would normaly ruin a life over an entire life span in one day. Before I do that I would take out all the money I had, sign over all my stocks, everything to my girl and then make love so she (if she is willing) can carry my child. She wouldn't have any problems raising a child. "..going down in a blaze of glory.."
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June 7th, 2001, 02:14 PM
#10
Registered User
Id prob be here where my friends are and talk to them ..
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June 7th, 2001, 02:41 PM
#11
I'd eat dinner at Hooters, then camp out in the parking lot and have lunch and dinner there the next day and keal over.
Why waste my last day on earth trying something I've never done before, which might end up sucking, when I could spend it somwhere I know I like?
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June 7th, 2001, 02:44 PM
#12
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June 7th, 2001, 02:49 PM
#13
Originally posted by Lycia:
<STRONG>No holes barred Orgy.</STRONG>
ROFLMAO!! <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
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June 7th, 2001, 02:58 PM
#14
Originally posted by ElBatcho:
<STRONG>Go to the Thread that posted about this a month ago and read it <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
Is there enough time before you die to read the Thread. ha ha ha. After all, Death looms.
I would skip work, but still shoot the stoplights out if they dare turn red on my way to and from work, put on as many posts as I can on windrivers, including the last post before I die called "Death Looms", max out my credit cards that have the insurance coverage on them, and die while driving a Ferrari.
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June 7th, 2001, 03:38 PM
#15
Originally posted by ElBatcho:
<STRONG>Go to the Thread that posted about this a month ago and read it <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
LMAO elbatcho talk about a die hard Windrivers fan!! A man who's last dying wish is to read a post from a month ago!! J/K
I would annoy all my neighbors by playing Muzac versions of all the greatest hits like...Wouldn't you like to fly in my beautiful balloon, Do you know the way to San Jose...etc. as loud as my system could go. then I'd lock the house, go catch a buzz and not come back for at least 6 hours. That'll teach them for all the cr@p they've put us through for 2 years.
Oh yea and then I'd do the "saying goodbye to all the loved ones" thing too.
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When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water
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