[quote]Originally posted by gxavier:
<strong>Japanese Cows Revisited:
You have 2 cows. They are both built light, cheap, and have good running ability. You make more, and sell them to America, successfully injuring their cow market. American kids take their cows and add supermilkers and turbos. Some add NOS to force feed milk. These little RiceCows kick American Super Cows asses in quarter mile pasture runs.</strong><hr></blockquote>


Ooh Kamikaze Cows

Cows are great you can pat them and ride them and milk them and eat them. Their poo is great for growing things, they have big soft moo cow brown eyes, they make fantastic cheap lawn mowers, you can use their horns for drinking cups or sculpture decorations and if you live in Pamplona once a year you get to act like a complete suicidal idiot and get chased by the big mean boy cows. 101 reasons why cows are great.....
and they make a mean seat cover or floor rug too...........