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    Registered User Antimatter's Avatar
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    HISTORY 101
    > > The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the
    > > rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why
    > > was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in
    > > England, and English expatriates built the US Railroads. Why did
    > > the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were
    > > built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and
    > > that's the gauge they used. Why did "they" use that gauge then?
    > > Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and
    > > tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel
    > > spacing. Okay! Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel
    > > spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon
    > > wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in
    > > England, because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.
    > > So who built those old rutted roads?
    > > Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in
    > > Europe (and England) for their legions. The roads have been used
    > > ever since.
    > > And the ruts in the roads?
    > > Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else
    > > had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels.
    > > Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were all
    > > alike in the matter of wheel spacing.
    > > The United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is
    > > derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war
    > chariot.
    > > And bureaucracies live forever.
    > > So the next time you are handed a specification and wonder what
    > > horse's *** came up with it, you may be exactly right, because the
    > Imperial
    > > Roman war chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the
    > > back ends of two war horses. Now the twist to the story...
    > >
    > > When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are
    > > two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel
    > > tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by
    > > Thiokol at their factory at Utah. The engineers who designed the
    > > SRBs
    > would
    > > have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be
    > > shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad
    > > line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the
    > > mountains. The SRBs had
    to
    > > fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the
    > > railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as
    > > wide as two horses' behinds. So, a major Space Shuttle design
    > > feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced
    > > transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by
    > > the width of a horse's *** .... And you thought being a HORSE'S ***
    > > wasn't important?
    To prove something, one must first try to disprove it.

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    There's something you don't read every day.
    Very interesting... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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    Yeah that's an oldie, unfortunately it's a hoax . It makes you wonder how people can come up with these er...interesting stories? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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    The above and an alternative here:

    <a href="http://www.sdrm.org/faqs/gauge/" target="_blank">http://www.sdrm.org/faqs/gauge/</a>

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    Being horse's a$$ is important, after all, huh?

    Well I guess that justifies certain Windrivers members...

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