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    Registered User BC GREEN's Avatar
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    The Right Age For Cussing

    A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
    "You know what" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's
    about time we start cussing."
    The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
    The 6-year-old continues, "When we go downstairs
    for breakfast I'm gonna say "hell" and you say "AZZ "
    "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
    When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks
    the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
    "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
    WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across
    the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes
    out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his
    rear every step. The mom locks him in his room & shouts
    "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the
    4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for
    breakfast young man?"
    "I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your
    fat AZZ it won't be Cheerios." <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
    Chicken one day...feathers the next
    Set your goals high and then go get a ladder.

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    lol that is great.

    I really needed that in the long day

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    FDL!! That is good!! heehee....Kids, gotta love em!

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    I'm still R O T F L M Azz O

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