Bad, corny jokes. Let's hear em.

[amcfreek]

hey whats the difference between a pa state cop and the almighty GOD??
the almighty GOD doesent beleive hes a pa state trooper

their once was a man from natucket,,,not edited for content yet!

thier once was an amcfreek from pensylvania....
notin good rymes

thier once was an insane monkey that,
then thier was a jmm that, .. ans so on and so forth
whats the diference between a bartender and a toilet seat
the toilet seat only has to deal with one @$$ at a time

[ephmynus]

Two men walk into a bar... the third one ducks

[RIOT]

[quote]Originally posted by Aplustech:
<strong>Two men walk into a bar... the third one ducks </strong><hr></blockquote>

Dang, someone beat me to it!!

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bartender?"

[Daemon]

Question: What do you get when you mix a onion and a bean?

Answer: Tear Gas

[Daemon]

Your breath stinks so bad it smells like your tongue farted.

[kato2274]

Originally posted by Sowulo:
Real-life joke:
<a href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011126/od/death_dc_1.html[b" target="_blank">]http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011126/od/death_dc_1.html</a>

read this at the onion, and couldn't stop laughing for almost an hour.

<a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3744/america_is_ready.html" target="_blank">http://www.theonion.com/onion3744/america_is_ready.html</a>

[Sowulo]

[quote]Originally posted by Milenko:
<strong>

I see a nomination for a Darwin award.....</strong><hr></blockquote>

My thoughts exactly--inbetween choking down chortles and gasping through guffaws....

[amcfreek]

6 am pa state police braracks trooper rolandonand on brings to work 2 dozen of pa best donuts
601 trooper numdiksky opens box o donuts removes one leaves lid open
635 am trooper nodiksky sees the treasure and indulges in the donuts afterwards closes box
645 am trooper idiotsyncrocy open box o donuts takes one and leaves box open
715 am trooper ultra moroon removes his donut and closes box
720 am trooper stupid look open box removes donut leaves box open
8am trooper dumblook removes donut and closes box
805 am trooper numbdisky comes back for seconds leaves box open
915 am trooper nodiskys mother shows up at barracks and removes donut and closes box
925 am oficer dumbblonde shows up and removes her share of the donuts leaves box open
155 pm trooper ultra moroon return for second helping removes donut from box to find out donuts are stale and taste funny, and cream filling smells bad ..
moral of the story TOO MANY COPS SPOIL THE DONUTS

~~~~~~~amcfreek~~~~~~~~ /rant , for now anny way

[Archer]

What has three legs and lives on a farm?

Paul McCartney and his wife.

Why cant the afghans watch CNN?

Because of the Telly Ban

[King Grover]

This airport security thing is getting way out of hand.

The other day, in Miami, They confiscated an old ladys knitting needles.


They were afraid she was goin to make an afghan.