More puns

[Sowulo]

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
To err is human, to moo bovine.
A good pun is its own reword.
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.
If life gives you llamas, make llamanade.
Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing
to waste.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the
axe.
If electricity comes from electrons ... does that mean that morality comes
from morons?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Adolescence - when a lad forsakes his bosom buddy for a bosomed buddy.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

[Major Kong]

Arghhhh!!! Honestly though I love a good pun!

[korpse]

my head just popped...

[Platypus]

u So low, Sowulo...

Great puns, thanks!