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May 10th, 2001, 03:07 PM
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Favorite Quotes? famous or infamous
In the spirit of the "Favorite Lyric" thread, what are your Favorite Quotes (and why)
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert A. Heinlein
I like life being full of variety of activity. I think I've done about everything on this list, in some form or another, except solve equations(math is not my strong suite)and balance accounts (H&R Block does that) and die gallantly.
"Teach the ignorant, care for the dumb, punish the stupid."
-how to live a life well spent
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May 10th, 2001, 03:11 PM
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There's an exception to every rule, except this one.
-Me
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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May 10th, 2001, 03:14 PM
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"A man's got to know his limitations"
"Dyin aint much of a livin boy"
"Nothin like a nice piece of hickory"
"Funny thing about killin a man, takes everything he's got and everything he's ever gonna have."
"We have assumed control"
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May 10th, 2001, 03:19 PM
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Originally posted by Jallentino:
"A man's got to know his limitations"
"Dyin aint much of a livin boy"
"Nothin like a nice piece of hickory"
"Funny thing about killin a man, takes everything he's got and everything he's ever gonna have."
OMG Clint Eastwood is sooo cool!
"Rojas on one side, the Baxters on the other, and me right in the middle..."
"There are two kinds of people, those with bullets in their guns and those who dig. You dig."
Favourite movie Quote of all time is stil Mel Gibson, Braveheart:
"..and dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, JUST ONE CHANCE, to come back here and tell our enemies, that they make take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!"
"There is always a need for intoxication: China has opium, Islam has hashish, the West has woman."
André Malraux
(1901-1976)
"Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."
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May 10th, 2001, 03:26 PM
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"I have long feared that I will have to pay for my sins and that the price is more than I can bear" THE PATRIOT
"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie" Josie wales! Clint has a million quotes, he is the man.
"Buzzards gotta eat, same as a worm"
"We have assumed control"
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May 10th, 2001, 03:26 PM
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"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun"
-Bruce Cambell as Ash "Army of Darkness" (duh)
"We weren't too *****ious starting off. We just wanted to be the biggest thing that ever walked. We just wanted it all."
Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing."
Vince Lambardi
"I'll moider da bum. "
- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright
"Woman was God's second mistake."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (sorry in advance to the ladies on here)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams (yep, pretty much describes me)
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May 10th, 2001, 03:31 PM
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Almost forgot -
"All your base are belong to us!"
-CATS, Zero Wing.
Yeah, I know it's played out, but it IS a famous quote!
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May 10th, 2001, 03:34 PM
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That's the bottom line cause stone cold said so.
"We have assumed control"
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May 10th, 2001, 03:35 PM
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Great men talk about ideas;
Mediocre men talk about things;
Small men talk about people.
---- Einstein
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience
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May 10th, 2001, 03:39 PM
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This might not work for everybody....
telnet://captainpackrat.com:17/
(Hmmm, why can't I use a [ URL ] code? It keeps trying to add http to everything.)
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May 10th, 2001, 03:39 PM
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OK enough of my movie quotes, this is the best real one I have heard.
"It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education that education without common sense"
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Jack !
"We have assumed control"
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May 10th, 2001, 03:40 PM
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All truth goes through three phases. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as self-evident.
-Einstein
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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May 10th, 2001, 03:42 PM
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"I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!"
Lt. Commander Worf.
"god is dead"
-Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead"
-God
"There is always a need for intoxication: China has opium, Islam has hashish, the West has woman."
André Malraux
(1901-1976)
"Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."
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May 10th, 2001, 03:48 PM
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"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."
"Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself."
"Thank you."
"Don't mention it."
- Ferris Bueller
Lisa Simpson has some of my favorite quotes, in my sig and whatever that thing is under your name, but my favorite quote is by Homer : Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
Words to live by.
It is better to remain silent and be thought the fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
(I don't remember who this is by)
Always dream and shoot higher than you know you can do. Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.
- William Faulkner
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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May 10th, 2001, 03:48 PM
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On a wrestling tangent now...
"Well ya know somethin', Mean Gene!"
-Hulk Hogan
"Ooooooooohhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!"
"Macho Man" Randy Savage
"To be the man - WHOOOOOO! - ya gotta beat the man! WHOOOOOOOO!"
-Ric Flair
"I'm the big dog, and this is my yard."
-The Undertaker
"I am the GAME-UUHHHHHHHHHH! And I am THAT DAMN GOOD"!
-Triple H
"Hey, Rock, do ya smell that? It's US - TOTALLY REEKING OF AWESOMENESS!"
Edge (or Christian, I forget)
"I respect you, Booker man!"
-Brian Pillman (RIP)
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