[RESOLVED] You know you play too much Vid games when....

[Johnny Blaze]

After a weekend playing Carmageddon you decide to go for a drive and without noticing you find yourself swerving to hit pedestrians.


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CHEEZE IT , THE FEDS!!!!

[Joker1]

... when monday morning you start throwing coke cans at fellow employee's while yelling 'Headshot!!!'

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There are no stupid questions! Just stupid (l)users!

[AbSoLuTeZeR0]

when your playing pool, you take the pool stick and you pretend your a sniper on TFC or hw guy if you pick up something heavy

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I am the dreamer, You are the dream

[Fierce1]

If you do alot of typing and find your fingers in the WADS position cuz you have been playing Q3 all night long

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Go big...or go home!

[TheComputerKid]

You create a picture of yourself with a lightsaber because you've been playing too much Jedi Knight...(psst...don't go to www.animeinfinity.com/hota-chan/images/salsaber.gif....he never made a picture like that)

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It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...."
It means: "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."

It says: "Directory does not exist...."
It means: ".... any more. Whoops."

It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close."
It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your
work back."

[This message has been edited by TheComputerKid (edited October 15, 2001).]

[opiate]

when you can no longer blink because your eye lids are stuck open.


??? i dunno were that came from, but i thought i would share

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Never underestimate the power of me. I'm the ultimate a$$hole.

[NeuromancerIV]

1. If you've ever written a haiku about Quake
2. If you ever won a haiku contest about Quake
3. If you work in a retail computer (commision based)store and refered to the sales-persons who who hang out at the registers to pickup customer purchases for meeting their sales quota as "Campers"
4. If you've ever argues the merits of a trackball vs optical mouse for "railing" in a FPS.
5. If you've ever had said arguement thrashed about on /.
6. If building architecture inspires you to build level
7. If you've ever looked at a building and thought "damn what perfect spot to camp."
8. If you've ever MADE a customized voice pak mod for any game

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"Those who are about to die, just don't know! Chronicle of 'Hater': UT Anti-Camper Camper

[This message has been edited by NeuromancerIV (edited October 15, 2001).]

[Spork]

...when you can move the mouse around with pinpoint accuracy and lightning fast speed.

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"Damn the man. Save the Empire" Mark - Empire Records

[StevePorter]

When, after a long night of FPS madness, you close your eyes to sleep and the room's still spinning...

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Some computer problems require extreme solutions. Spaceman Spiff sets his blaster to deep fat fry...

[jaeger]

Too much gaming when:

You've memorized every aspect of a level and are fully capable of describing what you would see from any point in that level.

Staying awake for 24 hours at a LAN party sounds like fun.

You own a Quake bumper sticker.

You use the word "0wn3d" in everyday speech.

You've ever gotten into an argument over the best DM level in a game.

You've ever got everyone to agree that Q2DM1 "The Edge" is the best DM level, ever.

You know how to get to the megahealth in Q2DM1 without rocket-jumping.

You know know excactly what rocket-jumping is.

You spend 10 minutes coming up with examples for a "Too much gaming" thread.

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Turkish Proverb: "Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love."

[ad3p4]

...your PC case looke like one of these:



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"Expect the unexpected"
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[NeuromancerIV]

uh....I retract all mine in light of the above pictures....

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"Those who are about to die, just don't know! Chronicle of 'Hater': UT Anti-Camper Camper

[Johnny Blaze]

NUFF SAID



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CHEEZE IT , THE FEDS!!!!

[cc_penguin]

Um, I think Ad3p4 wins.......
Are those yours???
Great Cases!!!!

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[MAYHEM]

You find yourself shooting rubber bands around the ceiling fan trying to get "that damn penguin, Kevin", back to his ship.



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Well... I say... Nuke the unborn baby gay whales!

[This message has been edited by MAYHEM (edited October 15, 2001).]