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[opiate]

I thought something was kinda fishy about that site. I always thought their story's were great but wondered why no one else had heard or read about them.

3 More hours of work then I'm headed home to meet my 6 pack. Then if I haven’t passed out by the time my girlfriend shows up I may have a conversation followed by nap.

[FooL]

oh my god that's funny. I can't say anything else. This post has been funny. From the link to people taking it seriously......just funny.

[LagMonster]

Its ok..


hehe...Its not to late to retract your statement.

I would go for the hard stuff.

[Garak]

[quote]Originally posted by opiate:
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can i have 2?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Depends, can i have the other 4?

[scutterboy]

Nicely done Opiate. Kind of reminds me of the time I walked through my school 100% butt naked.

(I didn't know my undies were still in my jeans, it was a sports lesson thing... ) 16 years later I still bear the purple scar of embarrasment.

There are more embarrasing things. I've heard of people quoting the Onion in support of their beliefs that Harry Potter is a corrupting influence on children. Poor simple people just miss the humor.

[Wayward Clam]

[quote]Originally posted by Bracius:
<strong>Most certantly a joke, no need to chastize opiate. Leave Mouse Man alone 100101101110</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey, watch it! You owe Microsoft $1.20 for that!!!!

D'oh! I owe them another .20c... I mean .30c... I mean... damn!!!

[quote]Originally posted by The Onion: <strong>
Novell, whose communications and networking systems are also subject to Microsoft licensing fees, is working with top animal trainers on a chimpanzee-based message-transmission system. </strong><hr></blockquote>

Well how about that! At least ElBatcho will still be a millionaire.

[quote]Also originally posted by The Onion: <strong>
"Think of this as a partnership," Gates said... ...As the world's richest, most powerful software company, Microsoft is number one. And you, the millions of consumers who use our products, are the zeroes." </strong><hr></blockquote>

As with every Onion article, there is always a grain of truth in it...


P.S. I have the perfect solution, by the way, provided to us by the world's hackers. We replace all of the ones and zeros with the letters I and O. That would work, wouldn't it?

[*SlyVenom*]

<a href="http://www-rcf.usc.edu/~mneder/links.html" target="_blank">As always, theonion is a great site to waste many hours at. Note: some people don't seem to understand that this is NOT a serious news source. These people frighten me. </a>


I couldn't have said it better myself

[Renée]

Heh heh...don't worry about it, Opiate. As my mom would say, "I hope that's the worst thing you ever do...."