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April 25th, 2002, 07:02 AM
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April 25th, 2002, 07:07 AM
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Does that mean you need a non resident Oklahoma license to fish in Texas!?! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
WTF????
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April 25th, 2002, 08:33 AM
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In Mass. its illegal to put tomatoes in your chowder.
Its illegal to take a bath outside your home in Utah.
In california you cannot shoot a whale from a moving car (yes, as in automobile, land car, etc...)
In Florida its illegal to whistle while underwater.
In New Jersey, its illegal to make left hand turns at most intersections.
It is also illegal to pump your own gas in NJ.
It is also illegal to not recycle in a lot of townships (some have fines up to $4,000, and thats for one can in your garbage!)...
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April 25th, 2002, 08:59 AM
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Not as dumb as they are hilarious. ..ok maybe some are pretty dumb too.
</font>- <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
</font></li> - <font size=".+?" face=".+?">You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
</font></li> - <font size=".+?" face=".+?">No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
</font></li> - <font size=".+?" face=".+?">It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
</font></li> - <font size=".+?" face=".+?">Acworth
All citizens must own a rake.
</font></li> - <font size=".+?" face=".+?">Atlanta
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
One man may not be on another man's back.
</font></li> - <font size=".+?" face=".+?">Columbus
Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.
</font></li> - <font size=".+?" face=".+?">Gainesville
Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
</font></li> - <font size=".+?" face=".+?">Jonesboro
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"
</font></li> - <font size=".+?" face=".+?">Marietta
Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
</font></li> - <font size=".+?" face=".+?">St. Mary's
No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.
</font></li> - <font size=".+?" face=".+?">Quitman
Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.
</font></li> - <font size=".+?" face=".+?">It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
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Deliver me from Swedish furniture!
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April 25th, 2002, 09:37 AM
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April 25th, 2002, 09:42 AM
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by BC GREEN:
<strong>yes TB ! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">you can buy nails but no hammer, sun. only .old Texas blue law.
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April 25th, 2002, 09:42 AM
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Here's a really messed up one I forgot:
IN Aroostook County, Maine, age of consent is 12.
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
In New Hampshire, if you're driving, and your car strikes and kills a moose, you can keep (the body, for meat etc..) it if you survive.
New law in New Hampshire also prohibits resturants must cook all meat to at least:
Medium rare for steaks
Medium for hamburgers.
I love my raw meat, though.. 
Seat belts are enforced by law for everyone driving in NJ.
In NJ, a supermarket cannot sell alcoholic beverages. You have to go to a liquor store.
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