1 4m 1337 63c4u53 1 u53 num83r5 wh3n 1 5h0uld u53 ******* 13773r5.

I can kick your arse in any game, because my comp is faster than yours.
(followed by)
The only reason you won is because my comp wasn't running well.

u = t3h gh3y

/me walks off mumbling about how forced sterilizations could be useful