Aardvarks, Space Monkies, and You

[ßracius]

My fellow Drivers

We live in a dangerious time. With great sacrifice and loss of life we have discovered that there is soon to be an Aardvark ground offensive support by an Arial Space Monkey attack! This is most unexcellent and a total bummer.

As you may remember the Aardvarks started a covert operation to steal the left tube sock of every male in America. With our brothers and friends left with one sock, we are crippled! Along with the Aardvark sock stealing the space monkies also deployed their latest weapon of fear and distruction! Yes, I am sad to say that they have create the "Joan Star"! This terrible space station has the power to broadcast the Joan Rivers Show to an ENTIRE planet! We have no defense against this as their is an abundance of cross dressing, red-neck, racist, imbred, gay, over-weight, hamster fedished, hippies who only eat pizza crust first!

MY fellow drivers, we must band together to stop this evil that plans to take out beloved planet. We must stand against the darkness with our combined powers. We must say "NO, we will no go quitly into the night!"

[[NeoZeeD]]

ha ha you still see Aardvarcks.

[ßracius]

Dear god, Yes I do. They come to mock me and rearrange my icons! Aardvarks are the devil! Death to Aardvarks. Death to space monkies. Death to Joan! let the Alliance live! The sleeper must awaken!

[[NeoZeeD]]

can i join the revolution against Aardvarcks?
they give me diarrhea.

[Q (OHMSS)]

* * * * * Breaking News * * * * *

Worry not for the Aardvarks will be defeated by the Seal trained Army Ants of Division X and their evil plan of crippling the American male will only be partially carried out in the mid west.

The Space Monkeys are under attack by the Slavering Hoardes, formed of highly train Platypus, issued with killer rays (when they lift their sun glasses) as well as poisonous spurs for close combat.

Joan Rivers goes head-to-head with Grace Jones in a 4 round battle to the death, shown live on Tonight, this Thursday.

The world is safe for now - tune in next week when Spiderman encounters Pacciderimious Giganticus, bring your own popcorn.

Why couldn't I have been issued with a sensible head?

[+Daemon+]

HELP IM UNDER ATTACK!!!

oh wait that was my pet ant andy

[ßracius]

Heed my warning fellow drivers. The Aardvarks have discovered "AOL". Three evils unite, the circle is complete. The tribunal is forming! Now we will witness Aardvark chat rooms! Space Monkies AIMs! And the worst of all: AOL cd's made of compressed Aardvark poo!

[ilovetheusers]

You know those little mushrooms that grow wild in the field that turn blue when you break them?

Don't eat those anymore.

[ßracius]

[quote]Originally posted by ilovetheusers:
<strong>You know those little mushrooms that grow wild in the field that turn blue when you break them?

Don't eat those anymore.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Aardvark lover!

[ilovetheusers]

If you do stop eating the funny little mushrooms or would like them tested for "safety", you may mail them to:

Fat Aardvark Lovin' Bastid
Philly, PA 19130

[Matridom]

[quote]Originally posted by ilovetheusers:
<strong>If you do stop eating the funny little mushrooms or would like them tested for "safety", you may mail them to:

Fat Aardvark Lovin' Bastid
Philly, PA 19130</strong><hr></blockquote>

He has been infested by the Evil that can only be shown by the Aardvarks. We must liberate him from the demented control of those furry animals.

Come all Resistance fighters, I call you to ARMS!

To the last man we MUST attack!!

When the Aardvark advance has been stoped, we shall enter the POW camps and free the members who have been brainwashed into believing that Joan Rivers is a good show!

To Arms!! To Arms!!

[ßracius]

Noble patricians, patrons of my right,
Defend the justice of my cause with arms,
And, countrymen, my loving followers,
Plead my successive title with your swords

[Ya_know]

They are everywhere!

[DocPC]