For those of you who have kids...

[ElBatcho]

Tatoo'in your kid's always fun.

[LagMonster]

That so god damn funny

[Glenn]

One more risk of marriage...

Looking at stuff like that some day in the future and thinking "these are MY kids...". Makes me want to...well...vomit.

[Akuma]

That is my worst nightmare come true. I hope that my children know better than that and if they don't, I hope they have the fear of God in them!

[Kymera]

[quote]Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
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I remember Bethany, when she was 2 - 3 years old, getting into a flour bag in the pantry. We found her sitting on the floor with her little plastic measuring cups, carefully measuring out flour and dumping it onto the floor. When my wife asked her what she thought she was doing, she said, "Measuring out flour just like Mommy." How can you punish her for that? So my wife said, "I don't ever want to see you do that again." Awhile later, when things were quiet, too quiet, she called out for Bethany. "Here, Mommy," came the response from under the kitchen table. There she was, again carefully measuring out flour with her little plastic measuring cups and dumping it onto the floor. Before my wife could say anything, Bethany said, "It's OK, Mommy. I'm hiding under the table because you said you didn't want to see me doing this." No response was possible, however, my wife edged closer to a breakdown...
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It sounds to me like you got a little Spiffette on your hands Spiffster.

[Lycia]

I sure as heck will not let my son play with markers...uhm unless the other kid deserved it...

[King Grover]

I woke up one morning to find a nice little surprise in my kitchen. My son, who was probably 2 at the time, climbed up on the counter and dumped over the deep fryer that we use the night before. It gets better. Not only did my kitchen counter and floor have 1/2 inch thick stinky grease slime caked on, but it also got into that tiny space between the stove and the counter top. That was a blast to clean up. Oh wait there's more. The grease got into that little space where nothing can get to and also the stupid F@#&ing Cat got coated in last nights french fry gease. g**-d@MM!T. I just bought this cat for the wife's birthday and now it needs a bath. Cats hate baths. I suggested putting the little f@#&er int he toilet and flushing it a few times, but the wife did not like that. 1/2 bottle of baby shampoo later, the cat was less greasy. it still stunk, but not as bad.


I love my kids.

[Kymera]

[quote]Originally posted by grover:
<strong>I woke up one morning to find a nice little surprise in my kitchen. My son, who was probably 2 at the time, climbed up on the counter and dumped over the deep fryer that we use the night before. It gets better. Not only did my kitchen counter and floor have 1/2 inch thick stinky grease slime caked on, but it also got into that tiny space between the stove and the counter top. That was a blast to clean up. Oh wait there's more. The grease got into that little space where nothing can get to and also the stupid F@#&ing Cat got coated in last nights french fry gease. g**-d@MM!T. I just bought this cat for the wife's birthday and now it needs a bath. Cats hate baths. I suggested putting the little f@#&er int he toilet and flushing it a few times, but the wife did not like that. 1/2 bottle of baby shampoo later, the cat was less greasy. it still stunk, but not as bad.


I love my kids.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But did you take a picture?

[King Grover]

[quote]Originally posted by Kymera:
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But did you take a picture?</strong><hr></blockquote>


not that time, but I do have a pic of the boy sitting in his diaper on the living room floor drinking Hershey's syrup straight from the bottle. I'll try to find that one.

[Kymera]

That must have been amazingly messy.

[Sowulo]

[quote]Originally posted by grover:
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not that time, but I do have a pic of the boy sitting in his diaper on the living room floor drinking Hershey's syrup straight from the bottle. I'll try to find that one.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I still do that one myself <font size="1">but I take off my diaper first</font>

[Glenn]

Ugly visual Sowulo...looks like you're needing editing at the rate you're going.

[amcfreek]

does anny one hear what i here is that music in the back ground , crosby stils and nash, and i was young once plain
"BEET YOURE CHILDREN WELL
AND KNOW WHY THEY HATE YOU!"
yes another fine mess youve got us in this time!

[Renée]

[quote]Originally posted by grover:
<strong>I woke up one morning to find a nice little surprise in my kitchen. My son, who was probably 2 at the time, climbed up on the counter and dumped over the deep fryer that we use the night before. It gets better. Not only did my kitchen counter and floor have 1/2 inch thick stinky grease slime caked on, but it also got into that tiny space between the stove and the counter top. That was a blast to clean up. Oh wait there's more. The grease got into that little space where nothing can get to and also the stupid F@#&ing Cat got coated in last nights french fry gease. g**-d@MM!T. I just bought this cat for the wife's birthday and now it needs a bath. Cats hate baths. I suggested putting the little f@#&er int he toilet and flushing it a few times, but the wife did not like that. 1/2 bottle of baby shampoo later, the cat was less greasy. it still stunk, but not as bad.


I love my kids.</strong><hr></blockquote>

OMG!!!!! I was already laughing my brains out at the picture, and then THIS. Whew...thanks, grover. Yeah, I know it's my pleasure at your expense, but at least you were generous enough to share, and I do want you to feel my appreciation. OMG...greasy cat...oh...oh...oh...must...stop...laughing...star ting to...hurt!...thank...you...grover....