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  1. July 31st, 2002, 10:42 AM #1
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    Funny things the kids say

    Were getting ready to head out and the kid is sitting in the chair and hes 9 years old and he spouts out... Mom im getting old..
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  2. July 31st, 2002, 11:02 AM #2
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    Doh!!!
    The other night, me and the Mrs was laying in the bed with our son (only three years old), reading him a book. He stops, grabs both of our necks and says "I love you guys". And people say they dont want kids..... I would take five if I could afford them....
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  3. July 31st, 2002, 11:05 AM #3
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    I was sitting with my 4yr old watching "Kids Say the Darndest Things" with Bill Cosby when she turns to me and says "A girl has to do what a girl has to do!" So I asked her "Well what does a girl have to do?" and without hesitation she says "Go pee!!" I nearly lost it!!!
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  4. July 31st, 2002, 11:13 AM #4
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    My little one meowed..... she's a cat
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  5. July 31st, 2002, 11:32 AM #5
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    Mine is screeaching like a banshee....
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    My niece once took my hand and said Uncle. I said " Yes". She said, "Can you help me beat up my brother".

    I nearly died.
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  7. July 31st, 2002, 01:31 PM #7
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    My kids hate each other when they are bored... today my 4 year old told my 11 year old at the top of his voice "You are ruining my life!!!"

    I wonder were he got that from....
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  8. July 31st, 2002, 02:00 PM #8
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    5 yr old son: -sing silly song loudly to annoy 10 yr. old brother trying to watch TV show-

    10 yr old son: Stop it! I can't hear my show!

    5 yr old son: -keeps on singing with glee-

    LATER, when 5 yr. old son is watching HIS favorite show:

    10 yr old son: -sing same silly song he heard earlier to give 5 yr. old brother some of his own medicine-

    5 yr. old son: Stop it!

    10 yr. old son: I'm doing just what you did to me!

    5 yr. old son: WHY DO YA' WANNA ACT LIKE ME? I'M A 5 YR. OLD!!

    My kids. . .wouldn't take a millions dollars for 'em. . .wouldn't give a dime for another one.
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    My wife teaches 2 and 3-year-olds in Church, and one day I came in to say hi to her after class. There were only a couple of kids left, and my wife was waiting for the parents to show up. I gave my wife a quick peck on the cheek and one of the kids said to the other:

    "That man just kissed Stephanie!" I almost killed myself laughing.
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  10. July 31st, 2002, 03:49 PM #10
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    I have two girls ages 7 & 3

    7yr old: Dad! She's copying me!

    Me: She does that honey, she's three.

    3yr old: Yeah, I'm three! nyahh
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  11. July 31st, 2002, 07:12 PM #11
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    Thumbs up

    My 13-month-old son, Jason, likes to slap me on the shoulder and say "Dat!". Then he'll lay his head down and go to sleep. What a guy...



    This is Jason and his big sister, Bethany, who is 11½ years old...
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