WTF is up with this?

[Matridom]

Originally posted by Draggar


I see Mat forgot to take his medications this morning, he'd delusional and hallucinating (sp?)!!!

is pikachoo(sp?) forgeting his manners?

[Toppro]

Canada is the best country in the world to live. You don't have the constant gang shootings,the bad racism that is down there. Sure we do have racists here, but not as bad as the states. America sucks when it comes to Health Care. Either you have insurance or you don't. If I have a broken leg, and don't have insurance, no help from the hospital.
In Canada everyone has health care. and that is one resaon I would not move to the States
Oh ya and Canada has way better beer than the piss water beer ythan the states and we love our hockey.

CANADA ROCKS!!!

[Draggar]

Originally posted by Toppro
CANADA ROCKS!!!

Yep, Canada is nothing buy a bunch of rocks..

(Hmm, I think someone is taking this Canada Vs. US debate a little too seriously, but he/she is now, so I'll cut them some slack...)

OK, back to fun...

Sure, if the US is so horrible, then why does a large majority of your population live within 100 miles of the US?

Oh, and at least we have a summer!

And what has Canada given us??
Allanis Morisette? Loverboy?

Mike Myers? John Candy? Ok, I'll give you those, you got lucky...
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Hey, did anyone hear how Canada got its name?

3 farmers were trying to decide on it, and they decided to pull letters out of a har and use those names to spell it.
The first farmer pulled out a letter and announced:
"C, eh?"
The second farmer pulled out a letter and announced:
"N, eh?"
The third farmer pulled a letter out and announced:
"D, eh?"

[Matridom]

Oh, and at least we have a summer!

No word of a lie, 2 summers ago, some americains stop me to ask for directions.. now, this was in July, and it was +33 C that day..

there question?

"Hey!, can you tell us where we can find the snow?"

I look on the top of the car, and sure enough there are Skies.... I just burst out laughing and told them to drive north for about 3 weeks (i believe they where florida plates)

And what has Canada given us??
Allanis Morisette? Loverboy?

Mike Myers? John Candy? Ok, I'll give you those, you got lucky...

Ya, we also have Jim Carey, but i don't know if he counts

[Draggar]

Originally posted by Matridom
No word of a lie, 2 summers ago, some americains stop me to ask for directions.. now, this was in July, and it was +33 C that day..

there question?

"Hey!, can you tell us where we can find the snow?"

I look on the top of the car, and sure enough there are Skies.... I just burst out laughing and told them to drive north for about 3 weeks (i believe they where florida plates)

I never said there were no stupid people here....
I deal with plenty every day.

Ya, we also have Jim Carey, but i don't know if he counts

And you're proud of that? Makes me proud that he's NOT American..

[Spaceman Spiff]

A boss says to an underling: "I'm off to Sault Ste. Marie for the weekend."

"Sault Ste. Marie?" asks the employee, incredulous. "But, boss, there's nothing but whores and hockey players in Sault Ste. Marie."

"My wife is from Sault Ste. Marie."

"Oh. [beat] What position does she play?"

This joke, while undoubtedly amusing, suffers from two fatal flaws.

First, it is impossible to believe that a Canadian could ever think of such a clever riposte. Our neighbors to the North are a strange crossbreed of filthy French lumberjacks and Scotsmen, who are reared on a diet of "Hockey Night in Canada." The end result of this volatile mixture is usually a wild-eyed drunk more bear than human.

It is thus unthinkable that two Canadians could maintain a conversation of 4 sentences without committing some unspeakable violence towards each other that would, in most countries, result in 3-5 years of labor, or, under the Canadian criminal justice system, a 5-minute major misconduct.

Moreover, the employee makes a grave error by stating that there are nothing but whores and hockey players in Sault Ste. Marie. While it is indisputable that the Sault Ste. Marie Greyhounds are the pride of the Ontario Hockey League, and the proving grounds for such greats as Jeff Beukeboom and Wayne Gretzky, the town also boasts such attractions as the Spruce Haven Petting Zoo, the Museum Ship Norgoma, and the Canadian Bush-plane Heritage Center.

Nothing but hockey players and whores? Hardly! Sault Ste. Marie is an extraordinary community at the heart of the Great Lakes Heritage...

[Tacklebox]

Originally posted by Draggar


And what has Canada given us??
Allanis Morisette? Loverboy?

Let's not forget Celine Dion

[Stalemate]

Originally posted by Tacklebox

Let's not forget Celine Dion

Hey, we're not even sure how that one got out!

How about Carrie-Ann Moss, Joshua Jackson, Estella Warren, Brendan Fraser, Pamela Anderson, Paul Gross, Jennifer Tilly, Phil Hartman (RIP), Donald and Kiefer Sutherland, Natasha Henstridge, Matthew Perry, Dan Aykroyd, Michael J. Fox, Jill Hennessy, and Mike Myers instead?

And lest we forget, our very own Wayward Clam.

Canadian Stars

[Tacklebox]

Can we keep Pamela Anderson and the Tilley sisters???